there are like 3 or 4 songs in my itunes library that make me go from depressed young adult to full on stripper in 0.02 seconds
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taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah:
Clever way of getting his features in there
cr: thqys
For the people wondering how I made those pancakes!
I literally just saw this on my dash this morning and then copied it. I just got creative with the designs is all.
You should try it out! It’s super fun and I giggled excitedly every time I flipped the pancake over for the reveal.
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bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
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sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:
sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:
im like 25% funny and 85% bad at math
that’s 110%
wait I just got the joke
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Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT
I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON
HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF
AM I DREAMING
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Shout out to all the religious kids who keep their beliefs to themselves in the middle of science class.
shout out also to the atheists who don’t shit on everyone else’s beliefs “because science”
shout out to everyone who is respectful about everyone elses beliefs
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yo fuck anyone who doesn’t want you in their life and fuck anyone who treats you bad and fuck anyone who breaks your heart because they’re all fuckin losers and they’re definitely not worth your time because your time is precious and the only people who deserve it are people who treat you right and are nice and don’t lie to you and buy you ice cream.
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